how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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