At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
