I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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