There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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