did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
