alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
