Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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