im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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