Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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