She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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