im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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