My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
