Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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