In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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