my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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