I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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