Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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