you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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