He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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