someone threw a dead crab at me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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