I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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