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That's how twitter works, right?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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