ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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