Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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