I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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