Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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