I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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