Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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