why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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