sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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