isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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