yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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