is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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