O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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