just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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