So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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