I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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