Me too!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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