He disabled his match.com account in front of me
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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