i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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