shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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