I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
