I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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