remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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