You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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