haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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