you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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