Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Mom said you looked used
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
