You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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