They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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