Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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