Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
